Franco Noriega Trying To Fit His Dick Into Pants Is Life

March 6, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency


Franco Noriega was crowned the "World's Hottest Chef" because he's a chef and because he's stage four fuckable, but in order to maintain the crown the king must keep up appearances, hence the deluge of nude and basically nude pics and vids we get from Noreiga! 

In these new five-star GIFs, Noreiga serves up a juicy sausage barely contained by his skimpy undies. Franco appears to be trying on clothes, and his new pants just barely make it over his junk bulge! Don't you just hate when that happens. I know I do. This guy has the market cornered on body hair, and his body always manages to be normal ripped versus GNC ripped. Take note Zac Efron. Do you want to order the full tasting menu, or are you just here for a nibble? Spillz in the comments!


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