Nyle DiMarco Insta Pube Probs Will Leave You A Little Crusty

The Gay Internet is blowing its collective load to yet another shirtless Insta pic of Nyle DiMarco, and while yes, I will have to call the cleaning crew over to my desk to sprinkle down some of that potpourri sawdust right after I'm done writing this post, I can't help but notice that DiMarco is displaying a debilitating lack of pubage!

There's pretty much a 50/50 chance of the fluidiest and deafest model around keeping his pube explosion for a photo shoot, and this time around he was like "fuck you Internet and especially you his_excellency" and in addition to the clear-cutting of his phallic follicle forest, I'm seeing some widespread trimming. I guess I'm old-fashioned, but I just think that Jesus put body hair on hot men to make them even more fap-worthy than they already are, and that any sort of tampering is an affront to her divine wisdom. You know?

Anyway, check out the new sex-ay pic of Nyle running with his mouth open and let us know what you would like to put in said mouth in the comments! 

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