February 6, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
There are two reasons I watch football: to see all the hot men in tight pants and to watch and underdog win. This year, Eagles quarterback Nick Foles filled both of those criteria. According to a recent Reddit AMA, he can fill a lot of things.
I'll admit there were many times throughout the game that I began to wonder which player was the most "talented," but thanks to a few online sources I have my answer. Thanks to these sources, we know the 29-year-old, 6’6 quarterback is "massive."
Per reports from someone close to the QB - who received his MVP award yesterday - he had quite the reputation back at the University of Arizona. Women were afraid to sleep with him because of his enormous, ahem, goal post. In fact, people began referring to him as "Big Dick Nick." There's also a text floating around online that claims Nick had to "fold it up just to get it in his cup."
In the Reddit AMA, Eagles linebacker Connor Barwin addressed the rumors. He confirmed to fans that Foles was indeed the owner of the “biggest wiener in the locker room”:
Q: Lifelong Eagles fan here to the point of being able to rattle off strength and conditioning coaches, practice squad lineman, etc. One factoid I’ll never have access to: Biggest weiner (sic) in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex ‘Moose Knuckle’ Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.
A: Doesn’t the internet know it’s Nick Foles?
“I do not condone this reply.” — Evan Mathis
I guess there's only one way to know for sure. Consider this my official nomination for Nick Foles to be in this year's ESPN Body Issue.