See All The Penis And Butt From Altered Carbon Nude Scenes

February 5, 2018 | Posted in gay by his_excellency

 

The entire first season of the new Netflix series Altered Carbon is now available for streaming, and boy oh boy, does it feature a lot of ass and dick. There's a plot too, but the dick! It's Altering something in my pants right now! Rite ladies. The freakishly forkable Joel Kinnaman leads the rapid-paced sci-fi series based on the novel of the same name. Fans of The Killing might remember him as blondie string bean Stephen Holder, but the boy has beefed the goddamn hell up, and he's honestly barely recognizable as the shredded Takeshi Kovacs in Carbon. Basically Joel is officially an action figure now, except with all his parts very much so intact.

Which brings us to the nudity in Altered Carbon. Actually we never got away from it, but I just can't because I'm fa-reaking out! Kinnaman ever so briefly flashes his cock and balls, but what he lacks in frontal he more than makes up for in backal. Thankfully the dick slack is picked up by Edward Dalmas and James Purefoy in a major major way, as both men don't hold back on showing off their cocks and balls in well-lit scenes. Here's the jizz-st of Altered Carbon according to Rotten Tomatoes:

Society has been transformed by new technology: consciousness can be digitized; human bodies are interchangeable; death is no longer permanent. Takeshi Kovacs is the lone surviving soldier in a group of elite interstellar warriors who were defeated in an uprising against the new world order. His mind was imprisoned -- on ice -- for centuries until Laurens Bancroft, an impossibly wealthy, long-lived man, offers Kovacs the chance to live again. In exchange, Kovacs has to solve a murder ... that of Bancroft himself.

Critics willing to embrace the campiness and penis-ness of the series are heaping on glowing praise, with Slate stating:

The sheer amount of imagining, both borrowed and original, accumulates into a vast, dirty world and gives Altered Carbon the feel of a proper cyberpunk novel: big, baggy, ambitious, trashy, funny, gruesome, clever, cheesy, and hyperactive.

Grl, it's getting really cheesy right now up in my puss, so without further ado, it's time to check out the male nudity in Altered Carbon! Peek some of the scenes below as well as the stills in the gallery and let us know if Carbon has you forming an organic compound in your undies. RITE LADIES. 

James Purefoy

Edward Dalmas

Joel Kinnaman

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