Joe Jonasty Somewhere Between Daddy And Dad Bod In New Pics!

February 1, 2018
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Not a daddy, not yet a dad bod! Joe Jonasty was looking all kinds of yummy recently while getting wet and wild at Bondi Iceberg Pool in Australia, and the two things you're going to want to pay close attention to in these pap pics are A) Joe's creative body hair distribution and B) his beefed-up bod for days!

While Nick Jonasty has been delivering GNC realness recently - which is more than visible in his recently shirtless Insta thirst trap - Joe is delivering Dolly's Splash Country Water Park dad getting out of the pool to swap babysitting duties with his Midwestern wife realness and I am LY. VING. FOR. IT.

For some reason I think of Joe as being the more tiny and toned version of Nick - obviously with only half Nick's ability to give face and a tenth of Nick's ability to make me blow chunks in my trunks - but these new pics prove there's something to hold onto and it's really what I needed. Really, would you rather have athletic CGI Jonas or today's d to the addy Jonas? Yeah that's what I thought.

In terms of the body hair, um, IDK. It's more complex than what we have time to get into. In terms of the hint of bulge, I do know. NOM NOM NOM. Joe you've finally delivered! While Fleshbot Gay is the most important website on the Internet, I don't have access to these premium exclusive pictures, so you'll have to hit the link below to check them out. Points if you understand why their headline includes "..." between "Dip" and "by the Ocean." Is it a play on words? Like dip... his drenched Jonas dick in my mouth? I just don't know.