January 23, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by
Child stardom survivor Jonathan Lipnicki is a damn man now, and in a new insanely random YouTube video, delivers so much shirtless action and bulge that you honestly might need to sit down for this one. And unzip your pantaloons. And cream your hand and chair. If you're into that sort of thing. Which, bitch, ya are.
The twenty-seven-year-old is definitely on his way to becoming a ripped cub, so a rub(?) and is sporting body hair in all the right places. His Calvins seem impossibly small - which just so happens to be how I like my Calvins - and they more than do their job of flaunting his Lip-dicki! If you don't want tips on looking fuckable for cryotherapy or whatever the hell this video is about, you can see the desktop background options in the gallery!
H/T: FM Forums