Zayn Malik’s Thrusting Happy Trail Is What You Need Today

January 15, 2018
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birthday boogie @zayn

A post shared by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) on Jan 12, 2018 at 1:30pm PST

Zayn Malik, The sexiest former member of One Direction (in my humble but completely correct opinion,) has been dating random Instagram model Gigi Hadid for way too long at this point. But while it kills my no-no to know that Malik has stage four lowered his standards (You could have had me. We could have had everything!) I DO like that thirsty ass Hadid can't stop pointing the camera at her gorgeous boyfriend!

In a new Instagram video posted by Hadid, Zayn can be seen wearing a sensible floor-length flannel thing with his definitely not #AD Tommy Hilfiger undies exposed above his jeans. Not to be the boy who cried hint of bulge, but, hint of bulge. The Boomerang clip features a thrusting Malik, and while his insanely toned body is as creamy as ever, it's this happy trail that's really doing it for me today!

The Non-Gay Internet is focusing on the fact that Malik appears to be sporting a new tat of Gigi Hadid's dead eyes on his chest for some reason, but I'm going to ask you to divert your gaze from that mess to focus on what's going on right above Malik's Tommies! Does he drive you in-Zayn? Spillz!