Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your pit hair, so that I may climb thy golden stair! Twenty-three-year-old sassy starlet Cameron Dallas has a proud history of flaunting his stage four pit hair, and it looks like that tradition is carrying on in the New Year with this hot new pic! Dallas appears adorably sleepy or high as he lounges conveniently close to a The Setai Miami Beach logo. His caption reads:
Happy New Years. I Hope all of you have an amazing new year
A responsible Instagrammer would know to include #ad, but not for this subtle The Setai plug. Dallas needs to include #ad for whatever pit Rogaine he's been secretly using! I mean, I'm eyeballing the length at about four inches. Dallas knows exactly what he's doing, and has a habit of shaving every part of his torso beside the most en vogue body hair around these days.
While used up bloggers are obviously Dallas' target audience, there must be something going on between his fringe billions of tween fangirls and pit hair. You do remember K.J. Apa from yesterday, right? Pit hair is in the air! Check out the gorgeous Dallas lounging at an opulent hotel in Miami and let me know how I can avoid living like Midwestern garbage in the New Year.
Photo Credit: Instagram