Earlier this year we picked RuPaul's Drag Race star Milk as the hottest queen out of drag - which isn't necessarily a revelation considering his thirst bucket fans ready for his creamy goodness are probably the only reasons he nabbed an All Stars 3 spot - but I'm starting to regret giving him any endorsement now that he's legit about to take away the crown as most buzzed about drag queen! Noooo. Milk is all over the media now that Madonna has christened him her latest earthly vessel. He portrays her in a commercial for herskincare line MDNA, and yeah, I want my skin to look more like Milk's than Madonna's, so, savvy move.
Queens have been sashaying themselves into the manistream throughout 2017, and in one week season seven bitches Katya and Trixie will take their YouTube comedy act to Viceland for the Trixie and Katya Show. They're the best, and in order to balance out this Milk coverage I am including one of their videos below. Trixie will appear alongside Milk on All Stars 3, and I just can't help feel like this little MDNA thing is timed out a little too well. TEA SHADE READ WERK. Actually probably not, but I can't talk about drag queens without stirring up a little dramz.
Milk gets everything - lord knows he gets the boys and he could absolutely take my quivering taint - and since most of my free time is spent in turmoil over the success of my favorite underdog queens, I'm like, maybe go away Milk. Anyway, check out the commercial below to see what all the fuss is about. Have you... soured on Milk, or does he still do a body good? Condragulations. You are the winner of this week's stupidest pun.
And then there are the pros: