None of us know literally anything about wanting brothers to get with each other - for example, Nick Jonasty and Joe Jonasty should never stick their tongues down each others' throats because that would be seriously fucked up, you perverts! It's only like 80% of gay porn plotlines. Anyway, this is why none of you will identify with the main character in dirty French flick The Double Lover (2017)!
Actual thirst bucket Chloé (Marine Vacth) falls for Paul (Jérémie Renier) before also falling for his identical twin Louis (also Renier). During one sex scene, she imagines that she's a Golden Corral all-you-can-eat buffet for both brothers at once! Renier plays both guys thanks to movie magic, and in one shot, actually sensually makes out with himself. This is just a Tuesday for the French. But for this parched uncultured unsexed up Appalachian writer, it's lyfeee!
The Double Lover also includes a scene in which Chloé pegs Paul's tight little hole, but Louis is, unfortunately, nowhere to be found. I mean, fortunately. Perverts, all of you! Check out the full Jérémie Renier on Jérémie Renier threeway from The Double Lover below and let us know if this is your Tuesday as well in the comments!