Riverdale’s K.J. Apa Spandex Spider-Man For Halloween

Finally, my sassy starlets are starting to come out of the woodwork for Slut-o-ween! After a full morning with a mild case of dry vag, I'm starting to get a little juicy thanks to these sexy pics of J.K. Apa in his Spider-Man Halloween costume. Stars of the teen sex party series Riverdale are as chummy and cute as ever in these Instagram Story pics from Veronica, but I don't really have time for her right now. Or half of Kevin Keller's face. However, I just so happened to peek at my calendar, and I seem to have all the time in the world for seeing Apa squeezed into an adorbs Target Spider-Man getup!

While my dream would be for Apa to recreate Tom Holland's epic shirtless reveal from Spider-Man Homecoming, I'll settle for staring down this hint of bulge for the rest of the day. It's like, we all know the bulge is there, but Veronica portrayer Camila Mendes is too busy trying to make her busted costume work to give the bulge the proper lighting it deserves. Sorry bb. You're a wreck and you ruined everything by not delivering Apa dick and ball outline. For now, you can check out these paltry Spidey snaps of Apa, but I'll be sure to update this if we get some better pics from his Instagram. Until then, I'll be looking for something to suck on from the office Halloween candy bowl!

Here's a lightened version, for possible increased junk detail: