October 30, 2017 | Posted in gay by
After all the news surrounding Kevin Spacey's child sexual assault allegations, I really just wanted to cleanse myself of the whole dirty business of show, and focus on some of the other sites I write for such as The New Yorker and The Atlantic. Omg kidding! I'm trash and today we're going to check out the steamy shirtless high school shower scene from nostalgic, heartwarming Netflix instant classic, Stranger Things! Heartwarming, and dick warming. Rite ladies. Rite. Nostalgic? More like nut-stalgic. RITE LADIES.
Season two of Stranger Things had such a widespread impact that Box Office Mojo took the series' binge-ready entire season release into account when analyzing this weekend's poor box office turnout. It's a BFD, and I think I'm finally beginning to understand why. Teen shower party! The teen sex party known as Riverdale is shaking right now. In the scene, cuties Dacre Montgomery, Chester Rushing, and Joe Keery fondle balls before hitting the communal locker room showers, where they converse while soaping up their nude bods! Montgomery, Rushing, and Joe are twenty-two, twenty-five, and also twenty-five, respectively, so sorry Kevin Spacey, this is all legit. Are you feeling the wholesome 80's throwback shower fantasy? Spillz!