This weekend Justin Bieber took to Instagram to share a new video of his surprisingly tattoo-centric body, which has accumulated even more artistic statements since the last time we checked it out! If you like confusingly patriotic airbrushed t-shirts from Pigeon Forge, TN, you're really going to dig Bieber's ink, which features a bald eagle front and center that seems to now be flying in front of a cathedral ambulatory. I think? And there's a skeleton. And a bear. And a lion. How about this, let's just start listing what isn't tatted on Bieber.
All I really care about are Bieber's hot cock, tight ass, and cute face, so I'm not going to rain on his parade if he wants to go to town on the rest of his body. I swear I've done a thousand-piece puzzle from Dollar General that looked like this. Which is my ideal tattoo, so I'm actually really into the new look. Do you think Bieber is hotter than ever, or do you think he'll be... Sorry? Or did you already stop reading this to relive his glorious cock? Spillz!
For comparison, this was Bieber's body in March 2017: