See Nude Daniel Radcliffe's Butt In Brand New Jungle Movie

 

Daniel Radcliffe is opening wide up for Mr. Oscar in his new movie Jungle, and in one scene, he proves his dedication to cinema by baring ass! I didn't even know Jungle was in existence until I did my daily thirst Googling, so this just proves that when in doubt, all actors should go nude. If he showed dick I might even drag my ass to the theater and see this thing!

Jungle follows one man's harrowing experience after getting lost in the Amazon rainforest without anything but his wits and his butt, and Radcliffe got super serious for his lead role by losing a bunch of weight in real life. If I was an actor I'd just pray to God I got the lead in Bridget Jones' Diary 4 instead of some Castaway castoff so I didn't have to skip out on my Entenmann's.

In one very special scene, Radcliffe, along with hotties with botties Alex Russell and Joel Jackson, can be seen buck ass nude in a river! It's all about the cute faces, cute chest hair, cute tan lines, cute bods, and just all round cuteness, and I'm totally here for it! 

So, we need to address the elephant in the butt. Weight loss affects us all differently, and I know, personally, when I stop being gross for a couple of months and get things in semi-order, I lose my butt. It's one of the first things to go, and that bitch seriously leaves the building. My point is, Radcliffe is currently missing one butt. He used to have it in flicks Kill Your Darlings (2013) and What If (2013), so my assumption is that it's a casualty of totally serious acting. If not, there's legit a perp on the loose with a stolen ass! Do you find your taint drifting downriver to the butt on the right, or is it still Harry's Pooter for you? Spillz!

 


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