October 4, 2017 | Posted in Editorial Features by
I rarely have both my feet off the ground at the same time, and if I do you better believe it isn't to run, so I don't know how obvious dick and ball exposure would be. And apparently, neither does runner Jozef Urban! The professional flasher was participating in the Košice Peace Marathon in Slovakia when suddenly his junk slipped out of his tiny hot pants and started flopping around for all the world to see.
And see we did. The incident stands out from other athlete junk slips, because our little Energizer Bunny just keeps going and going with his nude debut. Urban might have only placed tenth in the race, but his dick will be on the Internet forever. And isn't that what winning's all about?
Would you realize if your penis and testicles were slapping against your thigh while running? Or is Urban a dirty little pig and loving every second if this? Spillz!
H/T: Perez Hilton