According to an Instagram teaser clip, tomorrow the one and only man who knows exactly what my taint needs, Nick Jonasty, will be releasing a music video in which he shows nips and more while swimming underwater! Since I'm doing everything I can to quell the storm raging in my butthole, I thought today's best distraction would be the amazingness of the Gay Internet and how we now know that Pennywise and The Babadook are official gay fuck buddies!
As you probably know if you attended Gay Pride this year and saw thong-clad Babadook impersonators dry humping on parade floats, the manifestation of grief and anxiety himself is a homosexual. Less surprising is that a certain clown who likes little boys, Pennywise from Stephen King's It, is also gay. According to Twitter. Which is good enough for me. Even more exciting is that apparently if you tweet about it, Republicans will get super pissed. Like enraged. Here's just a sampler platter of what the fuck is going on in the world of gay horror movie character relationships on Twitter.
Pennywise and his boyfriend, The Babadook are off on a date to get crepes and terrorize some kids. pic.twitter.com/eakshrfkN7— Kumi (@kumivenarts) September 12, 2017
GOODNIGHT TO THE LGBT ICONS PENNYWISE THE CLOWN AND HIS LONG TERM BOYFRIEND THE BABADOOK, PROSPER QUEENS— yuri (@serphantal) September 13, 2017
The Babadook and Pennywise the clown are our new LGBT icons. They are boyfriends and I didn't just decide this, it's a thing trust me— Sebastian Murray (@SebastianisNeat) September 13, 2017
The Babadook and Pennywise are the next big horror couple...— Antifreeze (@AntiBunbun) September 12, 2017
But who wears the better threads? pic.twitter.com/QfSUMyQIzl
Pennywise: Babadook and I trying to have a threesome— DADDY'S BOY (@daddysboy_) September 13, 2017
And about the Republican response:
A REPUBLICAN REALLY CAME INTO MY DMS BECAUSE I SHITPOSTED A PENNYWISE IS AN LGBT ALLY EDIT DNSNSND pic.twitter.com/hq4IyqNkZv— poc sisters (@starkrhodey) September 11, 2017