Confirmed Gay Fuck Buddies Pennywise And Babadook To Distract From Tomorrow's Nick Jonas

According to an Instagram teaser clip, tomorrow the one and only man who knows exactly what my taint needs, Nick Jonasty, will be releasing a music video in which he shows nips and more while swimming underwater! Since I'm doing everything I can to quell the storm raging in my butthole, I thought today's best distraction would be the amazingness of the Gay Internet and how we now know that Pennywise and The Babadook are official gay fuck buddies! 

As you probably know if you attended Gay Pride this year and saw thong-clad Babadook impersonators dry humping on parade floats, the manifestation of grief and anxiety himself is a homosexual. Less surprising is that a certain clown who likes little boys, Pennywise from Stephen King's It, is also gay. According to Twitter. Which is good enough for me. Even more exciting is that apparently if you tweet about it, Republicans will get super pissed. Like enraged. Here's just a sampler platter of what the fuck is going on in the world of gay horror movie character relationships on Twitter.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

And about the Republican response:

 

 

H/T: Buzzfeed

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