Those of you who yearn to be drenched in Jamie Dornan's fifty shades of grey matter will be delighted to know that his dick outline makes a cameo in the new trailer for Fifty Shades Breed, I mean, Freed! Menopausal women in Toledo have been saving one last egg for the final film in the series based on the books by the luckiest damn fan fiction writer on the planet, E. L. James. Is no one going to buy the rights to my Nick from Zootopia fan fiction, Gootopia? Life's not fair!
I don't know what the fuck is going on in the Fifty Shades world, but apparently, both Christian Grey (Dornan) and Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) can still stand being around each other, and in the trailer, we see a beach and a gun and a wedding and stuff. So dat dick. Dornan has never been stingy with the dong shots, previously dabbling in nude modeling and, of course, giving maj pube and dick root in the first Fifty Shades Of Grey flick. Thanks to this new clip, we get to see his bulge swing from side to side as he does the high stakes cinematic ocean exit in blue quick dry L.L. Bean swim trunks. Take that Daniel Craig!