The international celebrities of Big Brother have been dazzling and delighting us with dick flops, dick slips, and most importantly, night vision dick grabs for almost two decades, and Big Brother 19's Mark Jansen is here to carry on the proud tradition! Our friends at Instinct refer to Jansen as the "life-size version of Wreck-It-Ralph" which literally could not be more accurate.
Speaking of wrecking the place where I ralph (ummm, nope,) this new nighttime footage shows Jansen grabbing what looks to be a delish fat cock through his boxers! The boy is working with an actual cucumber down there, and I'm just bummed that he doesn't whip it out and cream his stomach. Like, why go on Big Brother if you're not going to show your penis? Check out the clip below and let us know if your smile is as big as his!