Forget your gag reflex - all that practice was for nothing, boys. We've met our match with Ex on the Beach's Brandon Myers. The MTV star posted a pic on his Instagram in which he poses from the waist down in some stretched out Calvin Klein undies. They look like they've been pushed to their limit while trying to keep his perfect XXL dick under wraps.
The point of the pic (so he says) was to show off his new leg tattoo, but honestly we beg to differ. One comment on the post read: "There’s a leg tattoo in this pic? I hadn’t noticed." Of course, naturally, an eggplant emoji followed suit.
We can't blame Brandon for showing off the outline of his penis from across the pond, but we do wish he'd give us a look at the whole enchilada. If you've got it, flaunt it, right?
While we're searching through his Instagram for more peen pics, let's take a moment to enjoy some of Brandon's sexiest posts so far.
We even found some naked Brandon during our search!
Does he only have one pair of underwear? Or is gray just his favorite color? Are Calvins the only brand that can hold that thing in? So many questions!
Keep those hot posts comin', Brandon. You should also pay a visit to the U.S. - although we understand how expensive it can be if you have to buy your dick his own seat, too.