August 2, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
I was just perusing the depths of the Gay Internet - further incriminating my Google search history so that if they ever nab me for my black market Nolan Gould fan fiction they can be truly horrified - when all of a sudden Tyson Beckford's big ol' juicy cock was swinging around in my face! Hello, Wednesday!
These three gifs of a very nude Tyson Beckford came without explanation, but my boss here at the Fleshbot orifices reminded me that Tyson's current Las Vegas Chippendales residency could lead to such a scandalous situation. After reviewing some footage from the show, it looks like Beckford does indeed don a towel for one skit (above) in which he bruises women with his bulge. Tyson can also conveniently use the towel to wipe up all the eggs that leak out of his screeching fans.
The forty-six-year-old Beckford has seriously not aged one bit, and his confidence and flirtatious personality make him perfect for bachelorette parties and groups of post-menopausal women looking to grease the wheel one more time. And me. Being escorted out of the show for wildly masturbating in my seat. While Tyson's stacked to fucking death body and amazing ass are no secret, these peeks at his penis really complete the picture!