Hot Gay Beach Rats Trailer, Full Nudity Report HERE

 

Beach Rats is going to be one of those gay movies (aka all of those gay movies) with sorrowful subject matter involving dick-wettingly hot actors. The ultimate cinematic dilemma. Is it a thinker, or a dinker? Are you a monster if you've thought about Brokeback bareback cowboy fucking while touching yourself? That's between you and Jesus.

In the case of Beach Rats, we have a harrowing tale of love, loss, and identity. We also have dripping wet, taught wayward youths experimenting with their newfound homosensuality. Whattodoooo. Since I thought Prayers For Bobby was low key fap-worthy, I'm probably not the person to dole out moral movie going wisdom, but I'm going to anyway since I'm here writing this shit. We'll go with... sexualize the fuck out of these guys, but with sympathy!

Critics have been blowing their praise wads to the indie hit, which just got the full-length trailer treatment. While we'll have to wait until August 25th to see Beach Rats, the new clip informs us that there's going to be plenty of man on man fucking and apparently some soggy britches ocean soul searching. Here's the jizz-st:

An aimless teenager on the outer edges of Brooklyn is having a miserable summer. With his father on his deathbed and his mother wanting him to find a girlfriend, Frankie escapes the bleakness of his life by causing trouble with his delinquent friends and flirting with older men online. When his chatting and webcamming intensifies, he finally starts hooking up with guys at a nearby cruising beach while simultaneously entering into a cautious relationship with a young woman.

And what beach is this exactly? And what is your webcam ID? Believe it or not, someone actually has the job of attending movie premieres to note any and all nudity, and I just so happen to have the nudity theater report for Beach Rats - including descriptions of what these rascals are up to in the flick! Here's what you can look forward to in August:


00:11:00
Brief penis shot on Harris Dickinson as his underwear is pulled down.

00:30:00Harris Dickinson shirtless while working out. Then a good portion of penis as he trims his pubes. Then buns in the shower.

00:33:00Harris Dickinson and Erik Potempa making out. Then buns on Harris Dickinson.

00:34:00Another shot of buns on Harris Dickinson as he walks into the ocean at night.

00:50:00Buns on Harris Dickinson as he strips to get into bed. We see some penis and balls between his legs. Then he starts making out with Douglas. 


Oh, the sympathy part that I promised. I'm going to feel bad for thinking this is hot. Thoughts? Spillz!

 

Rekindling my love of martial arts

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Handball court, beach ratting it. @tayarishasaurusrex

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