Teen Wolf Star Ryan Kelley's Ass Questionable In New Insta Pic

 

Ryan Kelley is the cutie and a half from MTV's gay porn series Teen Wolf, but does this cutie have a booty? Yes. Does he give it up in the best way possible in this new naked Instagram picture? IDK guys! To misuse the worlds of gender pioneer Gigi Hadid: "It's about, like, shapes," and Kelley has decided to flex his muscly ass into two hard rocks that I can't quite picture wearing like earmuffs. When I see an ass, I want to imagine that when I squeeze it, the squishy goodness fully absorbs my hands, like in a mattress commercial. I'd also like to balance a wine glass on one cheek while jumping on the other. 

 

 

People are attributing Kelley's inspiration for the picture to Justin Bieber's famous ass out post from yesteryear. Bieber's buns, however, were relaxed fleshy mounds that might as well have a "Try Me On" sign hanging from them. The thirty-year-old Kelley got gay in the light steamy gay romp Prayers for Bobby (2009) but hasn't dropped trou on television yet. HOWEVER, as you and your dick probably remember, he did jack off for the camera in a leaked dick video. Obviously, this more than makes up for his He-Man ass. 

Would you rather see a flexed man butt, or two soft pillowy bubbles? 

Photo Credit: Instagram

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