Liam Hemsworth Bulge Ridiculousness On Instagram

 

Miley Cyrus, you fucking asshole! Somehow the hands of fate decided that the answer to the question "What would Huckleberry Finn look like as a tattered lesbian?" gets to be penetrated by Liam Hemsworth on the reg. And penetrate if we're being honest. Something about Liam tells me that he doesn't get out of bed for anything less than ten inches.

In a new series of Instagram pictures, Hemsworth flaunts his toned-to-death body complete with sexy, wide handicap accessible happy trail. Mr. Cyrus seems to have rolled up his swim trunks into a sexy little bikini to show off his hot bulge. For reasons unknown to a blob simpleton such as myself, Hemsworth can be seen cooling off in a tub of ice water in one pic, and includes the caption "Here's to ice baths and flexing in tiny shorts."


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My assumption is that this has something to do with working out, OR, it's one component of Miley's psychosexual mind games. Get nice and tight in that ice water before I rip you open. Is this what they call "projecting?" Anyway, did all of your Hemsworth fantasies just come true with these new Instagram pictures, or are you waiting for some bulge action from Chris Hemsworth? Or Luke for those of you who like to keep it real? Spillz!

 

My little angel and I.

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