And The Hottest Celebrity At Coachella Award Goes To…

 

day 2 ... thank you @thepangeaman

A post shared by Charlie Carver (@charliecarver) on Apr 15, 2017 at 3:06pm PDT

Charlie Carver! Yesterday we checked out our favorite little twinkle toes Nolan Gould at Coachella, but even his sexy ass can't compete with a shirtless Charlie Carver offering up his butthole for his onlookers. Like, yes, I accept. Are we like, dating now Charlie? This year too many male celebrities made the mistake of keeping their clothes on at an event specifically created to shamelessly strut around a field for three days! Dumb bitches. 

While Gould gets a passing grade because he looks so fucking adorbs in his little getups, Carver gets an A+ for showing off his sexy toned bod like a Coachella pro. The billions of Instagram models who went for a similar look are too - IDK, like cut, shiny, and douchy - for me to get it up. Charlie looks justtttt right and I'd pretty much do anything to get into those stupid shorts.

 

Happy #nationalsiblingsday ... Couldn't fit them all in one picture, but I wouldn't be the little brother I am without my sibs

A post shared by Charlie Carver (@charliecarver) on Apr 10, 2017 at 5:29pm PDT

As you probably know by now, Charlie Carver is the dude hole-loving Carver twin, and just recently starred in I Am Michael, where he had a threeway with Zachary Quinto and an aging gay-baiter losing his luster day by day. If you have a hotter Coachella celebrity, let us know below, and if not, all hail Charlie, the king of Coachella!