Papa can you smear me. The beyond fuckable Liev Schreiber is the definition of a DILF, and on a recent beach outing in Maui, Hawaii he flaunted his delish bod while coming out of the ocean James Bond style! Except, it's somehow even cuter than Daniel Craig and his awesome gay hot pants because Schreiber is toting his snorkeling gear. This is such an authentic dad look and all I want to do is hear him giddily list off all the fish that he saw. And fuck me. At the same time. YAS.
The highlight of this beach picture is obviously the 49-year-old's beyond low swim trunks. Total Beefaroni bowls look so hot when they're filling the fuck out of cute fitted clothes. Now in addition to his fuzzy chest and adorbs face, we can check out the slightest hint of pubes, his V cut for days, and, of course, a mouth-watering bulge.
Schreiber has a tendency to stay out of the limelight, so I just want to personally thank these dedicated paps for taking the time to document his hotness. We'll be able to catch the fifth season of Schreiber's Showtime series Ray Donovan this summer, and since he has a tendency to show off his plump AF ass, it could be a party. Now I'll Liev you to it! Ugh killl meeee.