What Pops Out Of These Shorts Will Kill You

Today's amateur string bean has a monster cock hanging off of him, and thanks to this short-but-sweet video, we get one epic reveal. Dating as a straight guy must be interesting because you can see boobs right away. Straights don't experience the anticipation of a long-awaited cock reveal after a date night or a Grindr glory hole emoji text or whatever. SAD!

Red Shorts is an example of when everything goes absolutely according to plan. You get home, start making out, reach for his dick, and realize that it's a monster dong that could cause internal harm if used incorrectly. Call me bitch!

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