Everything about Colton Haynes' Instagram posts over the past few months have indicated that he's head over high heels in love with boyfriend Jeff Leatham, and as of yesterday, the two are officially engaged! I was a Pessimistic Pamela when we last took a look at the budding romance between Haynes, 28, and Leatham, 45, but you guys told me that I should go die. Well, looks like you all were right!
The homo hotties broke the news of their engagement with simultaneous Instagram posts stating "HE SAID YES !!!" and "I SAID YES!!!" I think we all know who did the asking here. In the pictures, the two can be seen smooching during the defining moment of a lovey dovey beach vacation.
In case you need a refresher, Leatham is a sexy as hell NON-daddy, and we first learned of his relationship with Colton on Valentine's day of this year. The florist to the stars is no stranger to staging elaborate moments. As you can see, Leatham really ups the ante for his big proposal, using his expertise to reimagine a dumb old beach as what appears to be war-torn Baghdad. In addition to candles, fireworks, and living room furniture, Leatham actually treated Haynes to a private concert from CHER herself! The singer serenaded the boys via live stream with their favorite song, "I Got You Babe." How much does a fucking florist make?
Overwhelmed by all of the love & support y'all have been sending @jeffleatham & I on our engagement. The fact that so many people love love as much as we do is truly inspiring and I feel so humbled. Who woulda thought that a lil ole kansas boy would meet a country boy from Utah & embark on journey that truly feels like on in the movies? I wish the same for everyone out there. No matter who you love...don't be afraid to love hard :) #whatmoviesaremadeof #LoveWins
As if all of this wasn't enough, Jeff sealed the deal with an extravagant engagement ring. Thanks to Colton's really good friend Ally Maki - who unleashed a still of their private Facetime chat on her Instagram - we can see the razzle dazzle of Colton's bling as he looks legitimately as happy as a human being can possibly look. Alright bitches, Pessimistic Pamela is going back into her cave, but if this doesn't work out she'll only grow stronger. Learn, human emotions. Whatever, congrats to the adorable couple!