Our orange-tinted poop emoji of a president just keeps getting worse and worse, especially after comparing him to a young Justin Trudeau looking hot as fucking hell in these pics! Why does Canada get EVERYTHING? In particular, a picture of short-haired, toned, and just creamalicious Trudeau in an unbuttoned, sleeveless flannel shirt has the Internet all sorts of sticky. Oh, drench me with your maple syrup, J.T.! I don't know if his long hair in some of the other images is the ~look~ but I would take all of him any, which, damn, way.
Interestingly, Trudeau was actually lucky enough to get a shout out from the Trumpinator during last night's Congressional speech. The women's rights activist had this to say about working with Trudeau to open up opportunities for pussy owners: Via New Yorker
With the help of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, we have formed a council with our neighbors in Canada to help ensure that women entrepreneurs have access to the networks, markets and capital they need to start a business and live out their financial dreams.
As a husband to the most successful Slovenian prostitute of all time, Trump knows a thing or two about entrepreneurial women. Anyway, enough of making your dick clinically depressed with talk about a paralyzingly insecure megalomaniac with a penis the size of the Cheeto he rubs against every morning to obtain his hue. Check out these pictures of the insanely fuckable young Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as seen through the eyes of some thirsty ass tweeters!
good morning to everyone, especially young Justin Trudeau pic.twitter.com/huNoGXIknz— Yodit Denu (@DenuIn_ItRight) February 26, 2017
This young Justin Trudeau looks like he would've been the perfect adversary to Zack Morris and AJ Slater pic.twitter.com/anOv6KD2mk— Viktor T. (@wondermann5) February 28, 2017
Young Justin Trudeau could run me over with a semi and I'd say thank you pic.twitter.com/oVDwWuQEio— Silence Dogood (@SarahLeckwatch) February 28, 2017
young justin trudeau looks a little like young richard gere, you know pic.twitter.com/28OEgD6sej— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) February 28, 2017
Young Justin Trudeau looks like the camp counselor your mom warned you about who got that girl pregnant last summer but kept his job. pic.twitter.com/8Wn91A5g37— Charles PM (@CharlesPulliam) February 28, 2017
Torn between young Trudeau & young Biden pic.twitter.com/EnaNoESNVc— Campbell Thompson (@campbell_t7) March 1, 2017
In case you're having a bad day, here's a photo of a young Justin Trudeau pic.twitter.com/4FRfPpIWsp— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) February 20, 2017