"Excuse me, why are you sniffing my bicycle seat?" "You don't know me bitch!" This is a fictitious exchange that I assume would happen if I was face to face with this super cute streaker who stands around and bikes with his fat, uncut cock out and proud! It comes complete with two big balls and an au naturel bush. Altogether that looks like a fucking heavy package for such a skinny guy, and I would be sooo glad to help him lighten his load!
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