February 16, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity by
Colton Haynes is the 28-year-old openly gay creamsicle of our fantasies, and as of this Valentine's Day, we know the lucky bitch who gets to pummel his orifices, Jeff Leatham! On his Instagram, the Arrow and Teen Wolf actor posted a pic of him and Jeff swapping spit during a candid moment on a helipad. If you're thinking that the Valentine's Day decorations are GOWRGOUS, you have Jeff's creativity to thank, because he is indeed a professional florist to the stars.
So what else do we know about Colton's hole filler upper? He's a 45-year-old daddy with distinguished, leading-man good looks, and he's added his florist flourish to events from celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, and the Kardashians. This guy is legit, and his arrangements are so goddamn gay and amazing. A gay floral arrangement is probably an oxymoron, but let's just say the only way these could be gayer is if Johnny Rapid's asshole was the vase. Head to the gallery to see Jeff Leatham's sexiest moments! Something tells me some of you are going to prefer Jeff to Colton... Hmmm?