Guy Has X-Rated Way To Finish Off His Cocktail

With all the craft cocktails taking over bars, it's nice to see someone mix up the formula by introducing a shaft cocktail! Wow, it took be a while to get to that, but I'm sure the payoff was a thrill. Okay sew, Tumblr has apparently become the go-to place for people to post very bizarre but very welcome dick videos! Remember the guy riding a motorcycle with his hard penis out and proud? This is the kind of stuff the Internet needs.

Today we get a surprise when a guy mixes the ingredients of his drink with his nice uncut cock. I like how the video seems completely innocent until we get a screen full of dong, and even some balls. Our guy delicately taps his stirrer on the edge of his Solo cup, not wanting to waste a drop just like a professional mixologist. There are so many unknowns with this video like: Did our exhibitionist make this drink for himself? Is it for an unsuspecting friend? Did someone order their drink with a splash of cock stank? Is this guy straight up, or does he have a twist? Whatever the case, suddenly I have so many ideas for new gay bar...

H/T: cocktailsandcocktalk