December 12, 2016 | Posted in gay by
Ryan Gosling is the preferred celebrity hole-tingler for so many people, and yet he doesn't do enough trashy things to get the attention of the Gay Internet that he deserves! Get this man a new manager, stat! Unfortunately for us, the 36-year-old DILF's career is as hot as ever these days, AND he's with the gorgeous Eva Mendes and getting Oscar buzz for La La Land. What's James Franco's manager doing, I'm sure he can help Ryan loose his luster and clout in Hollywood.
Being completely honest, I actually don't really get wet for Gosling, though I can appreciate that scientifically he has the attributes of a very sexy man. Normally having Shannen Doherty eyes on a guy would help me play out all of my gay Heathers fantasies, but when I see them on Ryan I'm like, meh. Here's what Ryan Gosling has to say in the January 2017 issue of GQ:
On his upcoming Blade Runner movie:
It’s like three movies that I usually make in one. Just in terms of the length and just the whole scope and experience…. I’ve never done something so shrouded in secrecy or where there’s so much anticipation.
On how white trash commoners might not connect with his conceptual Hollywood ass-kissing movie La La Land:
You know, people are breaking into song and dancing and flying in the stars, and [the audience is] also having to accept them as real people in the world. That was a challenge…. There’s nothing cynical about this movie, and there’s no out for us to say, ‘Just kidding!’ We can’t be ironic about it. There’s no avenue for that in this. It wears its heart on its sleeve, this film.
On being a DILF and saying everything right, dammit:
Eva’s the dream mother, and they’re dream babies, and it’s like a dream that I’m having right now. I’m dreaming it all… When you meet your kids you realize that they deserve great parents. And then you have your marching orders and you have to try and become the person that they deserve.
You can check out the full GQ article HERE, and head to the gallery for all of the pictures!