It’s Again Time To Freak Out Over Fuckable Young Joe Biden

November 14, 2016
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It seems like a random time to have the fuckability of the soon-to-be ex Vice President Joe Biden take the Internet by storm, but I'm not hating the distraction from the impending apocalypse under Trump and his newly appointed white nationalist Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon. These sexy pictures of a young Joe Biden have made the rounds before (and we covered them in 2014), but thankfully they just won't die, and the snaps are currently going viral in a major way. We're ushering into the White House a group of grease balls who look like they should have the nickname "Mr. Tickles" among the members of a Pentecostal church youth group, SO why the hell not remember better times with some pics of a HIGHLY fuckable young Joe Biden. Like really, you would open up wide for this fella.

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever. pic.twitter.com/uNsxouTKOO

— Vice President Biden (@VP) August 4, 2016

73-year-old Joe Biden has been BFFs with President Obama over the past eight years, and by proxy, Americans have felt his love and warmth inside their homes. Little did we now that we wanted to fell his love in warmth inside our holes, but here we are. Twitter is all a tizzy with images of a young Joe Biden, particularly one depicting him in a red button up with an adorable smile and ARMS. Those are arms people. We also get a black and white school picture, as well as one in which Biden looks super casual in an oversized sweater at a birthday party. There's a stain on the sweater, and I'm just bummed it's not from me :(

Check out just some of the Internet reactions to the sexy as hell young Joe Biden! Are you Biden your time 'til you touch yourself to this fox?

tfw young Joe Biden is ur home screen pic.twitter.com/TeHanpYdXj

— SAURON (@notaura) November 9, 2016

Young Joe Biden could leave me on read at 4:30 and text at 8:47 and I would reply at 8:46 pic.twitter.com/0Tz38Eau48

— ॐ (@_naidacielo) November 12, 2016

YOUNG JOE BIDEN WAS FINE ASF.... pic.twitter.com/pKRAecQFBI

— #NotMyPresident (@_thalula_) November 11, 2016

young Joe Biden look like he had hoes in different area codes pic.twitter.com/2Fxv32mby9

— la loba (@vickto_willy) November 11, 2016

yooooo Joe Biden was daddy af pic.twitter.com/qN9v04ZISJ

— Rad Mads (@madpantzz) November 11, 2016

young joe biden has me shook pic.twitter.com/CDIVsCLphR

— ️priya (@flowerbraids) November 11, 2016

i can't tell if i've had too much wine or if this is the truthiest truth to ever truth pic.twitter.com/HAEqHjOWbI

— emma lord (@dilemmalord) November 13, 2016

Of course then there are people pointing out that the man is still looking pretty damn fine...