BREAKING: Nude Tom Brady Shows Butt While Sunbathing

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Tom Brady's Vacation Butt

Get ready to say goodbye to Deflategate, in your pants, with these new pictures of a nude Tom Brady baring butt while sunbathing! (Thanks to a new lightened photo, we can also see some Tom Brady penis). The New England Patriots quarterback is currently on his four game suspension for doing something allegedly horrible that I don't care about. Actually, the offense involved purposely deflating footballs during a game with the Indianapolis Colts, giving Brady an advantage. Tom is making the most out of his time off by vacationing with wife Gisele Bundchen in Italy, and thankfully is pretty sloppy with his towel coverup!


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Thank GAWD photographers will never stop hiding in the bushes no matter what decency and Buzzfeed and Jezebel and Lena Dunham tell us, because it usually leads to faptastic things! On the tails of the Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom dick sightings, these new paparazzi pictures give us a clear view of footballer Tom Brady's bountiful butt as he adjusts his towel while sunbathing. Straight men for some reason have decided to let their thirst guard down for Tom Brady, and if you'll remember, he was featured in Ted 2 in a bit where Mark Wahlberg attempts to jack him off in order obtain some Brady jizz. In fact, this buttgate 2016 is being covered on some sports news sights, which just tickles me pink.

Is it just me, or does it look like Tom Brady has got some serious junk in his trunk? Whatever the case, you could bounce a QUARTER off that BACK. Oh yes I did. Oh, also does Tom Brady shave his armpits? And while we're asking questions, why are so many quarterbacks so insanely sexy? Check out the hot paparazzi pictures in the gallery!

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Via OMG Blog and NY Post

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