Calvin Harris Desperate in Bulging Instagram Undies Pic

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Separate the weak from the herd - is my dating montra, and it looks like Calvin Harris' deteriorating mental state might just be my ticket into those Armani undies! The Scottish DJ is in the middle of SO MUCH DRAMA with ex Taylor Swift after the MTV Video Music Awards, and following his recent string of sexy pics, took to Instagram to wish his manager a happy birthday by posing in just his undies. The sensible caption to this photo is:

Happy birthday to my manager @gillespiemark I love u

See Taylor Swift, I'm doing JUST FINE and exhibiting normal human behavior! Single. Ready. To. Mingle. The paparazzi were actually able to catch Taylor Swift's reaction after seeing this shirtless photo from Calvin Harris:


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It's the most animated she's been in a while! In case you haven't heard about the drama that took place this Sunday at the VMAs, Calvin Harris won two awards - Best Male Video for "This is What You Came For" and Best Electronic Video for "How Deep is Your Love" - and even though Taylor Swift allegedly wrote the track for "This is What You Came For," Calvin didn't thank her in his acceptance speech.

While his new completely chill Instagram photo isn't explicitly related to Sunday's now historical events, it can be inferred that Calvin's still not over Taylor, and that he's continuing to prove to himself and the world that he's sexy and that he matters. Someone's been looking at Kate Hudson's Instagram too much! Calvin, while I WANT to write on here that you're looking super fuckable and that you can spin me round, right round like a record, I'm only going to validate you when you finally show off your dick and ass. That's how stars are born! Check out this pic from a month ago that gives us another bulge look! 

 
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