Please Watch Logo ‘Finding Prince Charming’ Trailer

August 30, 2016
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Now that straights have elevated the sanctity of marriage to getting STDs in hot tubs on the The Bachelor, it only makes sense that gays would follow in their footsteps and ALSO get STDs in hot tubs on television! Sometimes when I think about how far we've come I start to get teary eyed. The new Logo reality dating series Finding Prince Charming is hosted by Lance Bass, and features a silver fox who's had nothing done to his eyes and face, looking for love in all the right places - on cable television!

If you were on the fence about gay people in general, I have a sneaky suspicion you're really going to love Finding Prince Charming. The series is set to premiere on September 8th, but Logo has released a slew of teaser clips and promo videos that give us a pretty good idea of what the original series is going to be like. Lance Bass puts his age-appropriate haircut to good use by asking the probing questions such as "are you falling in love" to which Robert (the silver fox who's had nothing done to his eyes and face) responds "my heart is definitely falling in love with several of the guys." But Robert, you can only choose one! In Robert's full interview below it's hard to tell exactly how many reality shows he studied in order to create this verbal pastiche, but his DVR has definitely been around the block.

I'm getting a lot of bottom vibes from the cast mates after seeing the trailer for Finding Prince Charming, and I have a great DIY solution for the house. Instead of initialed towel hooks that you see on Etsy and in the houses of interesting people, the contestants on this show can have a lineup of initialed suction cup dildos in the shower!

OH, okay wow one more thing. This show is actually about much more than just shitty reality television. While painting a crosswalk in rainbow colors, we get a little wisdom that even Harvey Milk could learn something from. During a voiceover one guy says: