Considering that Nick Jonas is off and on my #1 fake celebrity boyfriend (depending on what Gus Kenworthy and Gregg Sulkin are up to) I feel like as Mrs. Jonasty I really let my boo down for not getting to his MTV Video Music Awards visible penis line yesterday. How ever can I make it up to you Nick. After seeing this bulge baring VMA performance of "Bacon" from Nick's new album Last Year Was Complicated, Gregg and Gus are really going to have to wow me if they want to come on top of me, I MEAN pull out on top, I MEAN come on my face, on top.
While lip syncing for his life in front of the entire world, Nick Jonas showed what looks to be a marvelous dick in what looks to be a very gay pleather track suit! Nick started off the performance in a diner before busting out into the middle of New York City while simultaneously busting out of his pants.
Nick Jonas was originally pissed that his "Close" tribute video to Sia's "Elastic Heart" wasn't nominated for any awards, but instead of pulling a Justin Bieber and flashing his ass in Mexico, he shoved his peen line in everyone's face on live television. Atta boy! Brother Joe Jonas and his band DNCE won the award for best new artist, which I find to be the most shocking news of all.
It's obvious that Nick Jonas is looking to be a jack off of all trades, but I much prefer him in his acting roles - especially his gay work on Kingdom - than I do trying to make "Bacon" happen. I'm here, I'm queer, so bate me some more bitch! Check out the full performance below!