Birthday Boy Toy: Naked Scott Caan Penis and Butt

Scott Caan (40)

Caan we do it, yes we... you get it. There's a good chance that you fell in lust with the gorgeous Scott Caan in 1998's Varsity Blues when he showed off a bubble butt for the ages, and thankfully the fuzzy blondie continued his showing streak into 2000 with three more nude appearances! Since that was the last year Scott Caan was nude, I recommend just switching over to Scott Speedman with 2006's Underworld: Evolution and more recently Animal Kingdom, where you can see the doppelgänger's beefy bod and 1/8th ass crack. (Scott Caan and Scott Speedman are BOTH 40 and born just a week and a half apart, and I just know that they're the same person, and that this is some long con performance piece that will make James Franco look like Bob Ross. It's called "Career-long Mid-tier Actor, in Two Parts." One of my top celeb sex fantasies is being mauled within an inch of my life by these two at the same time. With Felicity watching.)

MY POINT is that today is Scott Caan's birthday and he's fucking gorgeous and we should look at his butt, penis, and balls! Check 'em out in the gallery! Are you all into this little munchkin? I can't get enough.