St. Patrick’s Day: Top Ten Sexiest Irish Actors Nude

Tip of the moan-ing to ya! Today is St. Patrick's Day, which means it's time to luck yourself to the hottest naked Irish actors. In addition to forever whipping out their peens, Irish dudes seem to have a habit of being hung. The criteria for this Top Ten is to be Irish and naked, and points always go to full frontal and of course, let's all say it together, fat uncut cocks that you could choke on. How do you like your Sham-cock Shake? Thick and all over your face! Here are all the menz.

10) Stuart Townsend in Mauvaise Passe (1999)

We're all seeing that carpet of ass fuzz, right?

9) James Nesbitt in Outcast (2010)

Holy balls Batman!

8) Daniel Day-Lewis in Stars and Bars (1988)

Is having a full frontal Daniel Day-Lewis at number 8 on this list blasphemy? Maybe, but it would have been much better to see his milkshake machine in There Will Be Blood (2007), where he was a total panty creamer. In Stars and Bars Daniel proves that just because you are a big dick, doesn't necessarily mean you have one.  

7) Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later... (2002)

The ultimate 2000's indie crush is all about the piercing blue eyes, beautiful face, and monster bush!

6) Aiden Gillen in Queer as Folk

Gillen will always contribute a sizable deposit in my spank bank due to that scene where he licked Charlie Hunnam's amazing ass in Queer as Folk. I honestly think it's one of the hottest television nude scenes of all time. Thankfully when he's not making a twinky Hunnam cum he's showing off his Irish bush and peen. What is it about these bushes?

5) Martin McCann in The Survivalist (2015)

FUCK. Irish you were inside me! 

4) Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Tangled (2001)

Jonathan adds yet another thick uncut cock to the list, as well as a bizarrely evenly trimmed hedge. you do you grl! 

3) Liam Neeson in Under Suspicion (1991)

Neeson supposedly has one of the biggest dicks in the biz, and assuming this isn't some cinema trickery I think he gets the award. 

2) Michael Fassbender in Shame (2011)

Words escape me. 

1) Colin Farrell in Triage (2008)

Sexy accent, thick head of salt and pepper hair, amazing body, eternal five o'clock shadow, perfect Irish dick - the list goes on!