I just had one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had.

And possibly one of the most complicated orgasms, too.

It involved 2 butt plugs, my nipples, and my pillow - call it a toy orgy, if you must.

See, what had happened was...I decided to use my butt plug in the shower. I'm a gay man, and we all do choreography in the shower. So I figured the middle butt plug in the COLT Anal Trainer Kit would massage my prostate nicely as I did choreography in the shower.

But when I got out, I wanted more.

I hadn't used it in a while, but it was finally time to get re-acquainted with the largest butt plug in COLT's kit. And get re-acquainted, I did.

I sat on the toilet and jacked off again (so un-sexy, but the hard top works well to create more pressure against the plug). And when the sensation got too much for me to handle, I moved to my bed and fucked my pillow again.

When I caught a nice rhythm, I started grabbing my nipple. And at that point, it was less than 30 seconds before I blew a nice load all over my pillow.

I think I spoke in tongues before it was all said and done. But it doesn't matter; THE LORD knows what I was saying.

And usually, after I use my butt plugs, I pop them out as soon as I'm done - my body is usually like "Okay! Nothing more to see here! We're all done!" 
But this time, I just laid there, and fucked myself a little more, milking every last drop of cum out of my prostate - it felt so good I almost went to sleep.

Maybe - just like yesterday - I discovered how to tap into an erogenous zone I didn't really know how to tap into before.

Maybe fapping is becoming fun again.

And just like yesterday, when I changed the lyrics to Khia's "My Neck My Back", I may have to change the lyrics to Beyoncé's "Radio". 
"I think I'm in love with my radio"? More like "I think I'm in love with my butt plugs".

Because they never let me down.