Christiano Ronaldo is All Bulge in New GQ Video

Christiano Ronaldo Juggles Soccer Ball to Clown Music

The March issue of GQ magazine is the body issue and for 2016 they picked the gorgeous soccer stud Christiano Ronaldo as their cover boy. They also released this hot promotional video that features Christiano juggling a soccer ball in a mansion while sporting his CR7 underwear line. I can't wait to buy a pair of those in Marshalls someday! 

In describing Ronaldo in the article accompanying the video, GQ gets a little gay with the headline "Wow! Look at those... soccer skills," and then continues to up the gay with "His legs are smooth and tanned to the hip." The only thing hotter than seeing the beyond ripped Christiano prance around with bulge on display is thinking about straight guys watching this! GQ readers are the kind of straight guys who wear Bonobos and subscribe to Sock Fancy and who will someday be happily wed to a power top. The magazine kept some confused boners at bay by including Alessandra Ambrosio in the photo shoot featured alongside the main article. Here are some pics, starring a disaster boob in the first one that's for sure going to get a Photoshopper fired!

Via GQ