See the 2016 Razzie Award Nominees Nude

Thinking: Why is my life trash?

2016 Annual Golden Raspberry Awards

The 2016 Razzie nominations were released today, and it looks like it was definitely a bumper year for crappy movies.This marks the 36th annual Razzies, which celebrate the best in terrible movies. The ceremony for the Golden Raspberry Awards is actually pretty great for actors in shitty movies because it gives them the opportunity to poke fun at themselves. In the past A-listers like Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, and Ben Affleck have accepted their trophies in person. 

Looking at this year's nominees list, I honestly cannot believe that Johnny Depp came at us with another diarrhea movie in 2015. It seems like just probability would come in at some point and put something good on the table! From what I remember Depp fired his agent after Mortdecai, so let's hope for something better in 2016. Obviously the Wachowskis threw in the towel after they got that Matrix money, because, except for the decision to show Max Riemelt's tall drink of dick in Sense8, they're coming out with bombs like 2016 Razzie favorite Jupiter Ascending. Adam Sandler is garbage and made more garbage movies, and if Rooney Mara accepts in person for her racist ass Tiger Lily role in Pan, all will be right with the world! 

Here are the nominees with dicks who have gone nude in the past, and click HERE for a complete list of the losers! 

1) Channing Tatum in The Vow (2012)

Worst Actor Nomination for Jupiter Ascending

2) Adam Sandler in Bulletproof (1996)

*Not... bad... at all

Worst Actor Nominations for The Cobbler & Pixels (shown)

3) Jamie Dornan in 50 Shades of Grey (2015)

Worst Actor Nomination for same title 

4) Johnny Depp in Private Resort (1985)

*Don't know what's going on, but hope the thumbs up means something amazing. 

Worst Actor Nomination for Mortdecai 

5) Eddie Redmayne in The Danish Girl (2015)

Worst Supporting Actor Nomination for Jupiter Ascending