The Guy Just Cast as Rocky is Fucking Gorgeous

January 5, 2016
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A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Jul 11, 2013 at 1:52pm PDT

Seeing Staz

Fox's sure-to-be-amazing upcoming remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show now officially has its Rocky, model Staz Nair. Laverne Cox is set to take over Tim Curry's Frank-N-Furter while Victoria Justice is trying to kill us all by playing Susan Sarandon's Janet. It makes total sense that Staz would be cast to play a manmade man, because it looks like all his features were cherry picked from specimens of genetic perfection! Those cheekbones and DSL alone can get your dick wet. Also, guys with crazy dark features and crystal clear blue eyes are mother nature's little miracles. I was actually just walking past a Macy's and stopped to look at a huge ad for Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue that seems to come out every Christmas. I was staring at that gorgeous stallion who's been in literally the same ad for like 10 years, thinking about how the black eyebrow / blue eye combo is just fucking nuts. Enter Staz, who's like the Light Blue model on hottie hormones!

Due to some of Nair's posting activity on Instagram some people fear that he's an idiot, but I like 'em dumb so fingers crossed. The Russian-Indian star was formerly a contestant on X Factor UK and can definitely belt out a tune, and is set to star in the 6th season of Game of Thrones which means our chances for nudity just skyrocketed. Here are some of Staz's hottest Insta moments! P.S. reverse tramp stamps are now everything to me.

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Jul 25, 2015 at 7:38am PDT

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Jul 12, 2015 at 12:11pm PDT

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on May 1, 2015 at 10:06am PDT

Me and this girl just seem to get eachother. Shame Sevenoaks is so far away, I thought we had something special. #woof x

A photo posted by Staz (@staz.nair) on Apr 17, 2015 at 2:52am PDT