December 28, 2015 | Posted in gay by
Sexy ass fuck songs are a penetration prerequisite for a lot of people out there. While you can't really hear anything with your head buried in a pillow (amirite), curated coitus often includes some jamz, and it takes a song with the perfect amount of sultry vocals, a little cinematic melancholy, and of course orgasmic buildup to help get the juices flowing. If you automatically think of Too $hort's Don't Fight the Feelin' ("Your name is yuck mouth, you don't brush, Gotta cover your mouth like this"), then let's grab a drink or something!
If you happen to not be the proud owner of a yuck mouth, James Vincent McMorrow's gorgeous Gold could possibly be the best song to blow your load to. It of course doesn't hurt that James is an adorable Dublin-born redhead who, based on that beard, could definitely have a a big beautiful burnt orange bush. My discerning friend is forever on the quest for the perfect song to fuck to and swears that if you can pop off at the 2:27 mark on Gold, you will have the most earth-shattering sexual experience ever, and could probably change the world with your dick. Seriously, grab whoever's next to you right now and give it a try. You won't be disappointed, especially if you can spew on cue! Also, I know what you're thinking, and yes I would to the guy in the video, as long as we did it to this song! And on roller skates.
Is Gold the song you wanna cream your next pie to? Do you have a favorite song that will help readers get off?