See Tom Cruise’s Penis in Celebration of Leah Remini Scientology Book

November 2, 2015
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I guess I shouldn't say "celebration," since Leah Remini's accounts of her time with Scientology are pretty creepy. I cannot refresh my feed for any blog or news site without getting an update about Remini's interviews pimping out her upcoming Scientology tell-all, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology, set to be released tomorrow. I don't feel like Leah's conversations with ABC News 20/20 and Good Morning America gave us much more information than we already know about Scientology, but for someone whose IMDB barely clears the front page of her Google search Leah's certainly good at keeping her star shining. Basically she's saying that Scientology is insane, and I'm thinking, I kind of already got the message. Unfortunately she had to get the message from inside the spaceship, which led to some juicy Scientology celebrity drama.

While Katie Holmes hasn't said much about her friendship with Remini and might not remember who she is, Leah got choked up on GMA when talking about Katie's one comment directed towards her, which is “I regret having upset Leah in the past, and wish her only the best in the future.” Leah Via GMA

It makes me emotional because at the time that Katie and this particular crew were writing reports it caused me a lot of time and pain—and my family being ‘re-programmed.’ At the time I was fighting with her . . . within the church, and now I know really what she was going through . . . because at the time I was only thinking of myself and my family and what we were going through. And although painful, I had no idea she was going through probably a lot more."

This book is going to make so much fucking money. Since Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology comes out on November 3rd we're probably going to get at least another week of this, so let's get our heads in the gutter and focus on these pics of a naked Tom Cruise. He might be crazy and destructive and a washer of brains, but gosh darn he's dreamy! While Tom has mostly shown ass throughout his career, he gave us a peek at his Scientology penis in 1983's All the Right Moves.