What's The Weirdest Thing You've Had Up Your Butt?

It's not unusual to experiment with various objects when trying to please your hungry hippo. Especially as a curious youngster, without the luxury of an Amazon account or personal mailing address, many a self respecting gay has smeared Vaseline on whatever was handy and given it a whirl. As adults, we still understand that the finer things in life can be found in the produce aisle.

There is no judgement here, as two of these things have been up my secret. So, What's the weirdest thing you've had up your butt? Leave you comments below. 

Cucumber? 

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The classic?

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 The whole gang? 

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Carrots?

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 Carrot Top?

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Toothbrush?

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 Toothbrush holder? 

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Crest Extra White Plus Scope Outlast? 

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Tamagotchi?

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Gameboy?

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Nintendo 64?

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 Mario?

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 16GB?

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 400GB?

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Closed Polly Pocket?

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Open Polly Pocket?

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Polly Pocket Adventure Jet, 20+ pieces

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PS: Click here for a list of objects that have gotten stuck in butts.

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