PICS: This Week's Hottest Nude "Guys With iPhones" Ranked

WARNING: This post will give you a boner and probably some pre-cum. Pre-cum can make the tip of your penis stick to your underwear when it dries, and getting it unstuck can hurt.

We all know the guys of "Guys With iPhones" are sexy AF. I tried to round up this week's hottest of the hot, but if I missed someone (I had a lot of balls in my face—I mean the air—this week) let your voice be heard in the comment section.  

NOTE: I am only including pics with dicks (sue me) and I like when they show off their pretty faces. 

13) Cuming Right At You Dick

Show us your face dude. 

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12) Gulp Dick

Calling the doctor from number two.

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11) Coca Cola Classic Is Always The One Dick

As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

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10) Where Does It Go When You Have On Pants Dick

Really, where does it go?

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9) Sock It To Me Dick

I'm making that same face right now. 

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8) Renaissance Balls And Dick 

Like out of a painting.

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7) Those Underwear Had One Job Dick

Now I want all boxer briefs to have a hole right below the waistline. 

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6) Graceful Dick

A work of art. I'm just gonna need to see some face thx.

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5) Cutie Dick 

Cutie.

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4) Shy Dick

Face, body, balls, and dick on point. Also, Shy Dick wins the fake but important award for best thighs. 

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3) Surfer Dick

Oh, my goodness those balls. 

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2) The Doctor Will Cum In You Now Dick

Vaccinate me. 

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1) THISSSSSS DICKKKKKKKK

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Stuck. 

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