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Inspired by this article in the Sabotage Times, we're opening the floor to my favorite people in the world, the Gay Fleshbot commenters, to share your story with us. We want to know where the weirdest place is that you've ever rubbed one out.
Was it at your grandmother's funeral? In the security line at the airport? While watching It's a Wonderful Life in matching red sweaters? You've got a story to tell and we want to hear it. Here's one from that Sabotage Times article to get your creative juices flowing...
I’m no mountaineer and the thought of sky-diving leaves me cold, but as a teenager I would, whenever confronted with a flight, make sure I joined the one-handed mile high club. Two beers, a wank and a packet of salt n’ vinegar hula hoops and I’d be out until touchdown. It only recently dawned on me that most people would’ve known what I was doing. Funnily enough, despite my fantasies, a stewardess never ‘accidentally’ caught me and finished me off. Shame.
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You've got from now until 9am CST on Monday, December 8th to comment, so take some time, think it over, maybe write a few drafts before posting anything. Keep it civil, try to be clever, and think before you post.
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