You heard of that new craze sweeping the nation yet? It's called the dick graze, and if Channing Tatum has his way, we'll all be grazing one another's dicks before the end of the week.
Since this is the 21st century, and women deserve equal rights, Tatum's 22 Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell has an alternative for women that's just as invasive. The tit graze.
I'm not entirely sure that the dick graze is a new maneuver though. I spent several months perfecting it on the Red Line, and am currently not allowed within 100 yards of a train car. Do you know how hard that is in Chicago?