Soccer Player Michael Essien Latest Celebrity To Not Understand Social Media

Instagram's nonsensical rules regarding not just nudity, but anything even remotely titillating, has forced World Cup soccer player Michael Essien to delete a seemingly innocuous photo he snapped while preparing for a game. Funny how he didn't notice the substantial outline of his cock when he went to post this thing.

According to Caught Offside (link below)... 

Experienced midfielder Essien uploaded a photo of himself wearing nothing but a pair of Calvin Klein underpants to Instagram from a Hilton hotel this afternoon. The picture, which showed off his massive thighs, was accompanied by the message: ‘Some stretching before the game with my “grande ENDO”!!!’

There's definitely something grande in that photo, my friend. Maybe even venti. Sadly the photo was deleted from his account not long after with no explanation. 

Via Caught Offside